Gorgias

Not that anyone really cared, but he had an opinion about this. That’s what he told people. Literally. “Not that anyone really cares, but I do have something to say about that …”, his remarks would often start. He would tell people how twisted their ways were, how doomed the world was, what was to be expected from the elections this summer, what the weather would be doing a month from now, where you should never ever go if you care about your decency, what comes from unprotected sex, the tragedies that followed after the Vikings pillaged and burned Western Europe, how women really feel about themselves, what writers want you to know not about their stories but about their own egotistic selves, why you’re paying too much for whatever it is that you have but he doesn’t, why you’re wasting your time at that education/job/marriage, who should be the next president, where the food really sucks, why fags are a danger to society, why lesbians are a danger to society, why bisexual sodomites are a danger to society, why you’re an idiot for wasting so much time cooking, why clothes are all just a ploy to make you more like others, what painters want you to think not about their work but about their own egotistic selves, why some jobs are just more important than others, and cetera. Nobody, of course, really cared.