Gorgias |
I’m Tom Gorgias, or so I call myself. My friends call me something else, clearly, because damn Gorgias is hard to not pronounce as ‘gorgeous’ and my guy friends are all kinda like uncomfortable with saying that to other guys so there. I’m tom.gorgias@gmail.com. |
Have you seen my car? It’s a white sedan with a few bumper stickers. One of them says “My other bumper sticker is an ironic statement”. Also one with “I brake for malapropisms”. Another of them reads “HONK FOR INSTANT PARTY (HONK HONK PARTY)”. I haven’t seen my car since I left work. Did you see it?
I haven’t seen my car since I left work yesterday. It’s a white sedan. I miss it a lot. There’s a pair of fuzzy guitars hanging on the rear-view mirror. Sometimes at a traffic light I pretend to be playing a heavy solo, like something from Journey (a.k.a. the best band ever), on the both of them, to amuse fellow car drivers and passers-by alike. They’re very nice fuzzy guitars. Have you seen them? They’re in my car. When you see them, that’s my car.
Anyone see my car? I seem to have lost it, heh heh. Yeah, I don’t know where my car is. I haven’t seen it since I left work yesterday. It’s a white Mazda, you might not notice it. It has tinted glass, slightly greenish, and a few bumper stickers. There’s a dent on the right side, just in front of the passenger door. I bumped into someone’s car a few days ago and I don’t think he got my plates, anyway, so there’s a dent. Have you seen my car?
