| Mom: | Hey, what’s this? I like this.
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| Me: | This is Bowie. Mom, I’ve told you before. We’ve listened to this together so many times.
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| Mom: | I like it. “Shake That” is also by him, right? I LOVE that song.
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| Me: | It’s, no, that’s, it’s called “Shake It”, and it might be his first genuinely bad song. Mom, jesus.
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| Mom: | Shake it shake it! Shake it baby!
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| Me: | This is hopeless. You need the song before it. That. Is A. Classic. Hot diggity damn.
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| Mom: | Why are you talking like that?
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| Me: | Because I’m right.
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| Mom: | Shake it baby! I like that song so much.
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| Me: | You’re hopeless and cruel. |
