Gorgias |
I’m Tom Gorgias, or so I call myself. My friends call me something else, clearly, because damn Gorgias is hard to not pronounce as ‘gorgeous’ and my guy friends are all kinda like uncomfortable with saying that to other guys so there. I’m tom.gorgias@gmail.com. |
Hey, dorks. Sitting at your computer, huh. Sheesh, fancy. Nerds! NEEEERDS! I’ll totally be going out later tonight, right, so yeah, much cooler. I’m eating yogurt right now, sure, but after like half past midnight I’m totally at this wild party with coolest of cool dudes and very hot chicks. Great evening to be had by me, yessir. I’ll be home at like six thirty, so seriously, where are you by then? Hah! Sleeping! So let me tell you, my evening’s gonna be great. Just finishing this bowl of yogurt, but after that, let me tell you…
