Gorgias |
I’m Tom Gorgias, or so I call myself. My friends call me something else, clearly, because damn Gorgias is hard to not pronounce as ‘gorgeous’ and my guy friends are all kinda like uncomfortable with saying that to other guys so there. I’m tom.gorgias@gmail.com. |
So like this is my reasoning clearly: cats can’t jump over sharks because sharks are in the water, so sharks can, and sharks probably already have. Also, have you ever seen a shark with hair? Don’t think so!!! Cats can have like the Fonz hairdos all over their body, so they could jump the shark, metaphysically like, but they won’t, because cats say “fuck water”. Ergo QED.
